Friday, April 24, 2009

Seriously Funny Email
















A friend of mine in Texas sent this to me, so I thought you would get a kick out of it!

Nine words women use and their definition...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer ba ck to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you' re welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying screw YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

8 comments:

Misadventurous Mommy said...

These are so funny and yet so true! I use almost everyone of those words about a million times and day and at some point you'd think men would catch on and just do something, anything right but I guess they're just not as smart as we are!

Chris said...

There's a men's version of this somewhere, I need to find it and send it to you.

FrankandMary said...

The first time I saw that I was a bit shocked by how very true some of it is, except I really say five minutes & am out in five minutes. Some of my bfs took a lot more time getting ready than I ever did.
~Mary

Chef E said...

F&M- Me too, I can throw myself together in five minutes, hubby is the one that takes longer...but I do sigh a lot and with old friends who used to ask me why I did it, and now I know! I thought they were idiots, and just was too nice to say it...did not know I had an unspoken language like that, lol

Chris- I know there is one too, I have seen it, but felt this fit my week!

MM- Shhhhh, we let them think they are...trade secret!

Wunderwoman said...

I've probably used all these at some time or other. No, no, no you can't take a break.........

Just telling it like it is said...

Now that made me laugh...Ohhh isn't that the truth....
I can't tell you how many times I have said thoughts words...tehehehe

girlichef said...

LOL!!! I think aLL OF these are true! ha ha ha...makes me laugh just to think about it...must print these off and put on a wallet-sized card for mexichef (even though he may have memorized most of them by now).

Rachel Cotterill said...

I've seen some of these before but it's a nice set. And true! :)