Thursday, April 16, 2009

Flashers













Jeanne @ The Raisin Chronicles post some funnies over at her site, so I thought I would share some that I get via email all the time! I was going to post pics from last night and talk about my BFF and 'Lick Your Face' Open Mic hottie, but too many of my own Cultural Art Expression people showed up at Alchemist & Barrister, and started buying me drinks. After a few drinks I started singing and playing guitar and totally forgot to takes photos!

So here goes...

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk..

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!




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Send this to someone gorgeous, but not me,
I've been getting this darn message all day!!!

11 comments:

Lori said...

Too funny!
Gotta get me some of those :)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

OMG that was too flippin funny at first I was being a dumb blonde and thinking oh no she had a flat ... LOL

girlichef said...

HILARIOUS!!! OMG, wish I had some :)

Girl Rants said...

lolol.

K said...

I need to run and buy a pair of those.

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Sorry it took me so long to get over here darlin........
This is hysterical :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Just telling it like it is said...

Now that was funny!! Cracked me up...
Hugs

blueviolet@A Nut in a Nutshell said...

LoL, that's too funny!

Debra said...

Too funny! I would like to see those flashers...hee,hee!

dash deringer said...

Please tell me that was a true story... that was just too funny!

Chris said...

that was sooooo bad it was funny!