Thursday, March 19, 2009

TMI Girls Only! Sex & Giggles

I am blaming this post on a few dreams I have had lately, and a conversation with my childhood friend about seeing a guy so attractive you want to lick their face. This lead 'Friend' and I to start talking about being young and sex. Who does not talk about sex to their girlfriends...

How was sex in your early years?

Me- was not that great, I did not even enjoy it until I was 22 years old...
Friend- started sooner than I did, and enjoyed it a few years later...

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Me- Don't we all?
Friend- Yes

Would you have considered yourself a sex addict when you were younger?

Me- Not until I had 'good sex', and I was married to someone that had sexual disorder, and it was too late.
Friend- Yes, couldn't get enough

Who was the most memorable 'Fake Orgasm' partner, and was it to just get away as fast as you could?

Me- I guess anybody before I was 22...wait I just remembered...
I ran into my neighbor (he was two years older) that I had a crush on for years, and he was horrible in bed...ruined that crush! (friend remembers him and laughed)
Friend- The guy from Belgium (E said "I remembered him" and laughed)

What is the strangest place you have ever done the deed?

Me- The caboose of a freight train while it was moving from Dallas to Ft Worth, and back...
Friend- On a golf course down the street from where E and I lived..

Have you ever discovered a partner faked an orgasm?

Me- Yes, a guy told me sex sucked with me
Friend- No, not to her face

I actually looked this up and it is possible for a guy to fake it...

Ask The Experts: It's possible — but infrequent — for a man to have an orgasm without ejaculating, or for a man to ejaculate without having an orgasm.

However, it's definitely possible for a man to pretend that he's had an orgasm or ejaculated. The most common reasons for faking orgasm are concern for a partner's feelings, wanting to appear normal, avoiding conflict, enhancing sexual excitement, and wanting sexual activity to end.

Has a guy ever had one a hilarious pair of underpants when they took their pants off just before sex?

Me- Red Speedos
Friend- Not that she can remember

Have you ever had sex with the same person your friend has?

Me & Friend- Oh yes, and we are embarrassed to mention his name, but it was not at the same time, and he was much younger than us.

Has anyone you have ever slept with someone who looked like a famous person?

Me- My hubby looks like Donny Osmond when he smiles, and his dark hair...
Friend- her hubby looks like Nicolas Cage...

Do you remember someone you were with that was really kinky?

Me- yes, many...but the drummer sticks out in my mind...
Friend- A guy she met with one ball at a night club, and was a police officer...

What did they want to do?

Me- It involved candles...but, another time involved my girls...
Friend- He wanted to spit on me during the deed...

Have you ever been with someone that was off limits, but you could not help yourself, or did you say no....

Me- several...but I honored the other person and did not go there...
Friend- No was never an option for me...

Have you ever traveled to another country, or on a trip and had a one night fling?

Me- Ireland, no disappointment at all! Actually my first time to take someone home from a bar and I was 33 years old...
Friends- England, one and I was disappointed because his wee-wee was extremely small!

Have you ever had a three some?

Me- yes
Friend- yes

Is there an aphrodisiac that gets you aroused, or romantic situation?

Me- dancing close, or just the brush of the skin
Friend- dirty talk

Looking back on how you were, do you consider yourself sexually happy now?

Me- Absolutely, but I feel it is the love between us that makes it so good!
Friend- Absolutely, sex with age is always better, and ditto!

Are you ever too old to make love?

Me- Never
Friend- Never

Well we decided that the reason why men get better with age is because we taught them everything they know...and we had the best laugh we ever remember having together...

I really do not care if anyone answers these, if you want to be anonymous then sign in and do these questions...

6 comments:

K said...

Thanks for the girl talk.

I love the reading the dirt (but I'm not entirely willing to share the dirt - other then to state that my husband is awesome in bed (truthfully).

Just telling it like it is said...

I loved loved this posting...
Three some you are going to have to give more details...
I know I can't help myself...
Your the best hugs

Debra said...

What a great post! So you have crazy sexual dreams too? Have you ever had an orgasm while dreaming? I have but only once! Damn, it was so weird and cool all at the same time!

Chef E said...

My childhood friend and I were still laughing about this today...and yes Debra I have dreams but always wake up before we get very far...

Darn girl- both, my friend only two guys

K- That is why we said being in love is the best sex...

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Love the girl talk and I need a little light heartedness :)

Girl you are just amazing, I love that you're so free and able to post with no shame. I love ya for the amazing person you are!

Gen said...

You go girl!!