Monday, March 30, 2009

I stole a computer...and my younger sister is a dinosaur!

















I keep waking up earlier and earlier each morning the past few weeks, and I guess it is due to the fact I am exercising and so busy each day (even my freakin' day off!). I have actually fallen to sleep totally exhausted. Once I wake up...brush teeth, potty, and water...then head straight into the office, and plop right down into hubby's office chair (while he is in the shower). Mine is not as comfortable. Also because a blog out there has made me obsessed with being a perfectionist! Yeah you know who you are...

The reason I woke up early today? I had a dream my sister came to visit. Yes scary, the younger 'needy' one that still lives down south. Long story short (hmmm is that possible in my case?), but we suspect she has cheated us, well me more, out of money from inheritance, and my checks I guess are in the mail void! She of course cashed our check and spent it last October...

Why are some families so dysfunctional like this? Okay, back to the dream. She came to visit and wanted to know why I have not called her, duh, maybe I am upset, and do not want to take it out on her (rip her a new one). Pleading with me that she did not cheat us, and that she did know the companies wanted a sixty day notice before changing ownership on the deed rights. (It has been five months). Then all of a sudden she changes into a Tyrannosaurus Rex and begins to chase me all over the place (she ate hubby), but I am smarter than her right? I go into rooms she cannot get into...yeah right! Sometimes shielded by thick plates of glass, yeah right...before I woke up, I was on the roof, and I could not see where she had gone... I think because in my subconscious I knew she was coming up the side of the house to the roof, and that would have been the end of me! She chews me up and spits me out...or maybe she is eating blog person that lurks...could they possibly be helping me?

I will not even try to evaluate that one AT ALL!

Now back to my computer theft career of late...Alexis AKA Mom and I have talked about this one! That it is a MAN factor... Hubby is obviously not concerned he has not been able to get on his laptop that sits next to my desk top, and look at his morning cartoon pages of the paper, play his new toy the IPod touch, check his email, or read the New York Times like he does every morning before strolling into his new management job? (major sentence fragment) Well it is because he is downstairs right now laughing hysterically at a cheesy movie he rented. He is watching the 'special features' he did not finish last night!

He put the movie in last night when we began to eat dinner (we always have a once a week rental movie night, and mostly his picks). After about ten minutes of watching the stupid thing I said, "Okay then, I have better things to do than watch this dumb thing", and cleaned up the kitchen, check my newest food post, and sipped my wine. He loves to rent these silly gore, or not so funny (in my opinion) movies that just either scare the crap out of me (zombies eating lots and lots of brains), are rented by under aged pot heads, or are out right stupid. Man does he love the out takes and special features, and he is not a pot head...never even would... I guess it is a guy thing, as I said Alexis and I discussed...

I love hearing him laugh like this though, and this is one reason why I love him so much (he got a kick out of my dream, made him chuckle). He is normally a quiet engineer type, and obviously I am the outgoing not afraid to speak my mind type. I know he is happy when I hear him like that, so let him be silly down there I decided, because I now control the office *laughing like a crazed woman*...

I am now thinking my dream would make a better movie for him (and he would love to see her eaten by another bigger and better carnivorous dinosaur), and that would make him laugh even more hysterically than ever, oh I am so bad)...*laughing like a crazed woman again*

Family is hard to fit into the crapper, and it might clog up the sewer, but lets try flushing it anyway...*swoosh*

5 comments:

Girl Rants said...

good job flushing.
<3

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL girl you crack me up. Now I'm dreaming of the dinosaur. Oh girl ... LOL

Jeanne said...

Families are God's way of making us associate with people we otherwise never would. Why? God only knows.

blueviolet said...

If there's one thing I have learned as an adult, it's that nobody has a normal family. I'd like to flush 50% of mine down the toilet.

FrankandMary said...

Ha Ha. Well, I know for SURE my blog doesn't have you obsessed with perfection!

I have found(some) people who "cheat & steal" are looking for more because they always believe(or allow themselves to believe) they got less but deserved more. They did so much and no one realizes........NOT YOUR PROBLEM, E.

Your husband's laughter & joy brings you contentment because you love him so. That is beautiful. ~Mary