Chocolate, Wine & Friendships

This is my contribution to Mistress of Cakes...Cup Cake Challenge...she was going to put me in the blog corner, if I did not comply :(

Did you know that if women ate 3 ounce of chocolate per day we would walk around happy campers more often? Sinful, but 99% of all women love chocolate and that they may actually prefer chocolate more to than to sex? (Partners/Spouses...just make a chocolate trail to the bed room!)Reports show that there are health benefits to eating 2-3 oz of chocolate and a glass of red wine each day...

The sweetness from chocolate triggers the release of endorphins. Think about those blissful feeling you had after a wonderful session of lovemaking. That is the effect from the production of endorphins in your body. Perhaps that is why some women actually remarked that they felt a feeling of elation when eating chocolate.

Well, I have had some long days, and Tuesday is always one of the most stressful in my schedule. You already know I am a chef, well I moderate a group of Open Mic Artists that range from poets, writers, and acoustic musicians every other Tuesday in two different locations...feels like another job, but it is suppose to give me an outlet for my desires to stand up and read my work, sing a song I wrote or just be a comedian...like my father said, do not quit the day job, cause it won't pay the bills, but it does help...but then when last night was over...I was stressed from some issues with an 'un-named' person who just drives me crazy...so, I leave there, go to grocery store (weekly habit), and then decided to ease my whoas and make some 'Chocolate Plantain Cup Cakes'...I ate three of them with a glass of wine...or two...ahhhhh, feeling better already!

or find a friend on the blog, and she will reward you with this for cracking her up! Alexis @ Running Away? I'll Help You Pack is so nice... and I appreciate your following my rambles!



Go ahead and grab your chocolate fix when you have had a rough day, along with a glass of wine, and sit down at the computer and blog all you want...tell the family Chef E said it was good for you...and if Mama ain't happy...then no one is!...

Back by popular demand...

...and pure gumption...Mistress of Cakes has returned... I was going to create a 'Missing Person' blog on my Behind The Wheel Chef site, but hey...our 'We love you vibes' must have made it to her brain and she did not give into that blogger.com rules and this and that stuff... Warning, do not activate that 'Adult Content' on their profile site for you blog...I did it and almost ended up like her...unless you are planning to start a 'Nudie blog' full of that kind of material...we can still post that on here and who cares anyway...

I also was planning on giving her the TMI 'Sexy Mama' Award, but not knowing an address...here it is and hope Mistress, it is not a day late, and a dollar short!



So go hop in this imaginary sudsy bath I have ran for you, and remember to shut the bathroom door (oh I remember oh to well when the kids would come in and watch), lock it, bare it all, and slip down into a warm moment of knowing you are sexy, wonderful, worthy of attention and worth every word you type and all you love!

This is just a fun thing I wanted to do to those how have honored me, and make me feel well...wanted and appreciate my sense of humor...we all need a little 'Sexy' scrub now and then...and I said I would keep this clean...

Me and my big ole mouth!

Today as usual I went back arse backwards in the thinking...and had my big ole size 9 chef shoe in my mouth...did not feel good and has bothered me all night. Even my client said "What is wrong with you, you are always so happy". I told her what I did, and we laughed, but I still feel sick.

So I will share...one of my blog friends and I have emailed each other a few times (No not you Alexis)...the other one...I saw they commented on a blog, and got excited when I thought they had opened up a blogger account...so I rushed on over there without checking my email, cause they would have emailed me first of course and let me know...I went to the sight, the one I thought was the right one, and left comments all over the place...then I realized...it was not theirs, was someone else...a big ole OOOOOPS!

Okay I had to apologize my rear off this afternoon, because I may have stepped over the line with a few things I said...if I tell you what I said then I will be in trouble...lesson learned once already!

Just because I share with you...and not every dark detail is on here...I might want to run for public office and you know sex, cigars, inhaling, and payoffs have already been exposed...

You'll never drag it out of me...

...really the story goes...I woke up and this box and wrapper was laying next to the couch...someone had eaten the whole thing! They do have DNA testing that could...

Then I go to Alexis aka: Running Away? I'll help you pack, and found that my sister Photonuts had told her I ate it all in one sitting...I cannot remember and think she is telling stories on me...

Okay...so it was delicious I started with one buttery chocolate bite and the package was only 3 onces? Donna aka: photonuts likes popcorn, especially the kettle corn when we travel together and hit a local farmer's market, or country fair. I like chocolate, so she sent me a basket of goodie love for Christmas. I did not get it until afterwards and the hubby picked out what he liked, and I got my booty stashed. I finally remembered where it was and that is all she wrote!

No guilt, just a tummy full of empty calories and extra time at water aerobics...